Monday, February 9, 2009

When I grow up I am going to be a pro pillow fluffer. I will fluff pillows for the President,actors,kings and queens. The fluffing factory will make me some huge amounts of money and then I will live in a huge house and I will rule the nighty-night bizz for every Hahahahahahah. I will need 5000 dollars to get started get a building and some workers to help fluff it up. Then I will make machines that make the fluff and pillow covers the best pillows anywhere. That's what I will be when I grow up and if that doesn't work out I will be a computer jockey.I will need the speed of a cheetah,strength of a bear, and cuteness of a house kitten. I will need to work my fingers day and night to make them the best in the bizz. I will need to be a block away from the gym to find mister Munchie's Marhmellow factory to eat some ice cream to get strong. I will need to go to the gym and do some finger ups so that they can be ripped.

2 comments:

  1. Good luck with your future profession as "a pillow fluffer." I thought of a slogan you could possibly use:

    Jack's Company We Stuff
    Uses the best FLUFF!

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